Shite Things In Rock
Just so we’re clear:
1) Leather trousers on white men
2) Any single that lasts over 4 minutes
3) Remixes - ‘give me the version where they got it right’.
4) Double albums - living proof that someone has taken too many drugs to have any sense of quality control
5) Any song about The Lord Of The Fucking Rings
6) 50 Cent - vile human being
7) Drum solos
8) The entire Pink Floyd back catalogue. Wake up and smell the stink of parasitical capitalist hippies.
9) Joy Divison. Postpunk’s answer to Pink Floyd. Bloated, boring, pompous and irrelevant.
Bah!
